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Vintage U-Haul Lesbian Classic Tee

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$25.00
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Vintage U-Haul Lesbian Classic Tee

$25.00
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Embrace the iconic lesbian stereotype with pride (and a wink) in our "U-HAUL LESBIAN" Graphic Tee — a hilarious, retro throwback that celebrates the legendary "urge to merge" with full sapphic humor. Whether you're a proud U-Hauler or just love the joke, this design says it all: when you know, you know... and you pack fast! This tee is pure lesbian culture gold: self-aware, empowering, and endlessly quotable. Rooted in the classic joke, it's a fun nod to how sapphics commit hard and fast — moving vans optional, but the vibe is mandatory.

• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

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